The Triumphant Return of the Vibrator Cozy.

I made this for my friend back in the Spring of 2004, back when I was crazy and made cozies for everything (who am I kidding, I still do that). The pattern was on my old blog, but I lost it for awhile. A friend uncovered it from me from the vast archives of the internet, and I’m ecstatic. So here it is – the first pattern I ever cobbled together. If you can call it a pattern. I always intended to make myself one, but never got around to it. Ah, well. One day.

I actually think it’s useful, especially if you don’t have a bedside table or drawer. You can use it to store any small items you might need in bed – medication, pills, birth control, vibrators, even a water bottle, your glasses, or the remote. Just knit it up and hang it on your bed post.

[Ravelry Link] 

If anyone makes one, I’d LOVE you to email me pictures.

Vibrator Cozy

Vibrator Cozy

This is a small one – it was designed around my roommate’s vibrator, as you can see. You could also just use it to throw stuff you might need in bed but don’t want to put on your nightstand (medication, condoms, pens, small stuffed animals, lube, etc). If you don’t want to make the i-cord, you can pick up some pretty cord at a craft store – and that would be just fine, too. The pattern is very loose, so feel free to play with it.

Yarn: Noro Kureyon #95 (any feltable worsted weight wool will work well)
Needles:
US10.5 DPNs.
Gauge: Isn’t too imporant, since it’s going to be felted.
Cast on 39 stitches. Divide evenly over three needles. Place marker, and join, being careful not to twist. Place marker every thirteen stitches (total of three markers). Knit in St st for eight inches.

Begin decreases:
Knit to two sts before marker, k2tog. Pass marker, k2tog. Repeat at every marker until there is 1 stitch on every needle (3 stitches total). Break tail, and pass through remaining sts, and then weave in ends.

Cord:
Cast on 2 stitches, make a long length of i-cord, to your own personal preference.

Felt till it’s firm enough for your liking 🙂 I blocked mine on a soda can on top of a cup – the can was the perfect blocking width.

With a metal tapestry needle or your DPNs, poke some holes through the top and thread the cord in.

Put your condoms and your vibrator in, and hang over your bed post!

Notes:

As you can see, this is for a smaller vibrator. If your vibrator is larger, you can simply make the body of the cozy longer.

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4 Responses

  1. Great post! You abroad information abut sex toys. Good!

  2. Great idea just knit it up and hang beside your bed well who knows if its a sex toys its store in a small pouch.

  3. What an awesome idea you had! Its really a cuty sling… I might buy those material for my pleasure toys…

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